richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

someone flirt with me

this was a bad idea

subtlecluster:

velved:

Marilyn Minter, oil on canvas

THESE ARE PAINTINGS. LET’S TALK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND

Dear Marilyn Minter, you’re a badass. Look at more of her stuff.

R***

thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things 

amenaza:

#he’s going to be a beautiful grumpy old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn one day

obsessivecompulsiveteadrinker:

My mind consists of about 30% movie trivia and 70% sexual frustration

wartortles:

wartortles:

its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful 

grunkfield:

im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie

longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

• TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
• YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
• NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

an open letter to yahoo

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

vegay:

yes hello i would like to apply to be in a coma